We're not going to live forever, so why should the Earth?

  • Team-building outings for corporations
  • Annual gala to raise funds
  • Political action in Washington, D.C.
  • Hoarding money we'll never be able to spend
  • Exploiting natural resources in Underdeveloped Nations
  • Hiding money offshore to avoid taxes
  • Limiting education to the poor
  • Settling lawsuits to hide the truth

Our Outreach team in Washington DC needs your help immediately. Stocks, bonds, and donations over $1,000,000 are in high demand. Make your contribution now.

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Dick to Dick LLC

Packed with high priced lawyers ready to sue at a moments notice.

For more than 5 years, Dick to Dick LLC has devoted its energy to passionately advocating for the wealthy, privileged and politically over-represented members of our global family. We have billions of dollars already but with your help, we can have a little more. NASA says that 97% of published climate scientists state that we are contributing to climate change but then again what do scientists know about the economy? Help us bring this number down by donating to our cause today. 

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THE EARTH

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Locally, nationally and internationally, Dick to Dick LLC exchanges money for scientific facts that support our best interest. Together we can make a difference.

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Ignorance isn't seasonal, which is why our year-round money drive gets so much attention. Devote an afternoon to fattening our wallets and see first-hand the politicians we help daily to turn the earth into money.

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Buying Politicians, laws, and the Media so they can sell our lies.

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Our Mission

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WEALTH

  • Shredding climate change studies
  • Paying scientists to only focus on what we want the world to hear
  • Threatening to pull ads from news channels
  • Destroying the world for profit

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We sell you Respect so you can focus on what matters: Money and Power.

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